Yes yes yes you know already... Madonna has fallen in love with Mr Scruff's "weird little album" (DJmag). But is there something sinister afoot? The Scruffy kid claims to be a busy man, but he managed to take a break from remixing the likes of Muki, Luke Vibert and London Elektricity to share his thoughts with us. "A lot of people say their parents like my music..." he said, the quiver in his voice distinctly audible. Could it be that nu-mom Maddy has fallen foul of Scruff's sweet-boy-next-door charms? Is there, in fact, a worldwide evil plan orchestrated by the butter-wouldn't-melt Scruffy one to turn the planet's female population into his very own army of Stepford Wives? And what's all that batter for? Any rumours of a Madonna/Scruff collaboration have been scotched by the Mr, who is about to fly to Bucktown to produce the new Das EFX project, a George Formby covers LP entitled 'When I'm Cleaning Wiggedy-Windows'.